THE FORMAL LETER

Ies castelló
C/Rentador
Castelló d'Empúries
16-01-08

The major
Castelló village
Plaça dels homes
Castelló d'Empúries.


Dear Sir,
Since you have been the major for 8 years, we got the right of complain about your political way. We don't mean to offend you, but, we remind you that the truth hurts and we won't forget it.
As you know, you had won your first elections in a sleazy way, cheating up with the votes. If you want to keep the truth in the shadow you will have to pay, it will cost you. Please Sir, don't think we are trying to threat you, we are only your loyal and truly servants that want something in change for our silence. We believe a person like you, my dear, will know how to take your dishonestly won money from the bank. And your highness also knows that we want at least a million dollars.

Thank you for your time, we hope our business will go well

Yours Faithfully

xxx

pd. For your own goodness, we suggest you respect the rules if not, you won't keep your head on the shoulders.